Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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