No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
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Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
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Thank you for caring about my cervix.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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