i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
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My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
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She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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