Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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