yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
Randomize
