I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
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I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
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If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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