I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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