..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
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wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
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You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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