covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Shame - the story of my life.
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