oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
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You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
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I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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