She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off