She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
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She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
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Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life