My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
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christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
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This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
so much tequila, so little girl.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.