YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
She just used a chaser for red wine.
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Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
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Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream