hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
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he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
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When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.