help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
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i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
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I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe