Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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