When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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