if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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