Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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