i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
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I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
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Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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