walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Randomize