I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
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when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
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New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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