k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
