This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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