Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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