he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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