when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
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I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
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I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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