i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
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We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
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It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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