no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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