Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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