I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
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I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
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Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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