the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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