note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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