This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
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You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
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Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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