reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
the day after is always just damage control
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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