what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
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do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
We talked him into tasing himself.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
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My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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