Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
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Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
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Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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