I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
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plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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