Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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