just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
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he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
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Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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