I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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