and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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