Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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