question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
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Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
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Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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