Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
The best revenge is premature balding
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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