stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Semen is not good for contacts.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
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