Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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