Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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