The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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