Kiss
Puke
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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