can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
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We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
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You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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