My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
