...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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