He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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