Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
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Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
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Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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