why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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