If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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