Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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